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Had to sit down after that.
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One time we had a potato ejaculate brown foul smelling liquid onto our counter. So I feel your pain.
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Mine was like... that ink from the X Files.
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That happened to me once. She looked so much younger on Tinder.
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That’s disgusting.
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Fuckin gold right there.
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Good thing I’m sober
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Ew.
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Throwing it into the garbage wouldn’t be enough for that.
Got a flamethrower handy”
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Straight into the compost bin it goes
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Is it?
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My gosh.
Mm tasty (sarcasm)
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Haha no, about to open one right now actually.
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Needs #yamlopnik tag...
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a yamaha or those foul vegetables from hell?
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It’s what some eateries sell as “sweet potato fries” but really it’s actually a fried jewel yam. Actual sweet potatoes are quite mild.
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We are not affiliated with Jalopnik though
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I fucked up
http://gawker.com/the-author-is-…
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NO DISSENTING OPINIONS ALLOWED
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I know. It was a low point in my day. But fuck him.
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Holy shit dude, that article is so fucking bad. SO bad. In fact it pretty much sounds like it was written by someone who actually doesn’t even live in WA.
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Well we do this sort of stuff anyway ...
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Exactly. He just name drops the whole time.